10/01/2008

My Minions.

Before this wild ride goes farther, i will present my soldiers, my friends, my fucking fellas. The members of my band. The ones who can stand the lead singer's behavior.

- The Twister Theo (Triple T)
1. Real Name: James Theodore Lee.
2. Nicknames: The Twister Theo, Triple T, Trigger, Gun Powder.
3. Age: 22
4. Birthday: January 25th
5. Weight: 50 kg
6. Height: 1,70 cm
7. Instruments: Guitar, Piano, Saxophone.

The lead guitarist. The healthiest one of the band. The one who gets drunk only with smelling mints. He can decipher my hieroglyphics written on a paper to find song lyrics.
It's really impressive the way he can handle the stress, with the sanity i would like to have. He always has endorphines at MAX, because he is smiling all the time. He is always looking for me to eat healthy food, instead of drinking beer everytime i can. He also can wake me up from a high, no matter how strong it is, and he's the only one who can do it.

- Jackie Winter
1. Real Name: Jack Wyatt McCann.
2. Nicknames: Jackie Winter, Yuki, Fist of Ice, White Kappa.
3. Age: 21
4. Birthday: April 11th
5. Weight: 58 kg
6. Height: 1,75 cm
7. Instruments: Guitar, Cello.

The rythmic guitarist. The expert about bad behavior. The one that after 2 bottles of rum can stand still without feeling dizzy. He knows the right notes that i like for each song.
He goes insane when he doesn't have 100% of control in the stressful situations. According to his mood, his ups and downs are constant. He dragged me to alcoholism, and made Jack Daniels my one and only god. He doesn't sleep because he is taking care of my sleep, my drunks and my highs.

- Shooter Kenshiro
1. Real Name: Kenneth David Redfield.
2. Nicknames: Shooter Kenshiro, Kenny, Nutcracker, Crusher.
3. Age: 24
4. Birthday: October 2nd
5. Weight: 85 kg
6. Height: 1,96 cm
7. Instruments: Bass, Piano, Trumpet.

The bassist. The riot boy. The one that drinks like there's no tomorrow. He gives to the music the deepness i need with his 5-string bass. He follows my orders without refusing. His traits are always merciless and cruel, he is the heartless shithead of the band, and that attitude looks a little bit sexy on him. He's bloody, gore, rude and berserk. He is always sniffing anything, no matter what it is. He tries to pervert me all the time, and is because of him that i can't sleep sometimes.

- Adam Mars
1. Real Name: Adam Stephen Davis.
2. Nicknames: Adam Mars, Evil Twin, Gunslinger, AK-47.
3. Age: 21
4. Birthday: December 18th
5. Weight: 67 kg
6. Height: 1,83 cm
7. Instruments: Drums, Bass.

The drummer. The punk down-to-earth guy. The heavy but occasional drinker. When he plays the drums, it sounds like if he was wielding an AK-47 rifle. He knows how to stand me, how to tell me when i'm wrong or right and how to solve it. He can be kind and sharing when he wants to, as well as he can be selfish and envious when things really matter for him. He's mentally unstable, but not at my level. He's vicious, just like the way he wants. He says he loves me, and i appreciate it, but i'll never be in the mood for a relationship, unless i get tired of having fun. He knows it, and he respects it fairly.

Those are my "servants". The tough boys that can grant me any wish. The ones that make me have the naughtiest fantasies. The guys that cover me and catch me every time i fall. The men i owe everything to. The males i can't live without. Those are my guardian angels. My best friends. The members of The Great Green Yakuza.

3 comentarios:

ArmyBoy dijo...

Well its a non so common band, XD cant think on a name more... "visajistic" Than Kenshiro shooter, but i think its the rockstar way, anyway there are the drinks the sex and fame... but where are the drugs?? ITS A ROCKBAND!

A. C. Sorrow dijo...

Calm down, Army.
It's just a name!
And there are the drugs...

Sh000 dijo...

jajajajaja, q buena banda, donde hay audiciones???????