(Videogame Insanity Mode)
After reloading my head with a little sniff, i opened my eyes and found myself in a sewer, with a 9mm handgun, a Benelli M39, some fine ammo and a bloodstained outfit. Cold air, it was freezing my lungs and my legs, despite of the corduroy coat and the leather boots i was wearing. I wish i had some weed, or a normal cigarrette, but a can of Heineken worked perfectly as a placebo.
After killing a horde of hungry zombies, i was tired, and i was in need for an exit of that section of Helheim. Alone and better like that, i decided to walk forever and ever, but something made me change my mind.
I heard a weird noise, a crash and a heavy breathing. I walked through the sewer for a while and i turned on a flashlight. Sitting down in one of the corners, visibly wounded, with a face down corpse at his feet and reloading his TMP, Steve tried to escape from the wrong side of the way. It's not good to have a tail while you are running away, but i decided to help that hottie anyway. He would be useful in the future.
- How are you doing, Burnside?
- (Gasping) Better than i thought. That fucking zombie bit me.
- Do you know what happens after that, right?
- Yes. I do. That's why i'm going to ask you a favor.
- I'm not going to shoot you. It's your lucky day!
Quickly, i took out one of the syringes i found before in one of the labs and injected Steve. After that, i wanted to see the zombie's face, and i flipped the corpse up.
Poof. I couldn't see the corpse's face. A drunk Jackie Winter tried to sleep using me as a mattress and fell over me, breaking my channelled concentration and waking me up from that induced mental videogame.
- Sorry, A. C. Did i hurt you?
- Nope. No worries!
- Do you want to play anything?
- Oh. Sure.
At the end of the day, i wasn't able to end my G-Virus infected adventure, but i played Resident Evil Code Veronica to cool down my anger. And i got my payback for the frustrated dream, crushing Jackie Winter in Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Thank you, Lord. I got my payback, and i will sleep better tonight!
After reloading my head with a little sniff, i opened my eyes and found myself in a sewer, with a 9mm handgun, a Benelli M39, some fine ammo and a bloodstained outfit. Cold air, it was freezing my lungs and my legs, despite of the corduroy coat and the leather boots i was wearing. I wish i had some weed, or a normal cigarrette, but a can of Heineken worked perfectly as a placebo.
After killing a horde of hungry zombies, i was tired, and i was in need for an exit of that section of Helheim. Alone and better like that, i decided to walk forever and ever, but something made me change my mind.
I heard a weird noise, a crash and a heavy breathing. I walked through the sewer for a while and i turned on a flashlight. Sitting down in one of the corners, visibly wounded, with a face down corpse at his feet and reloading his TMP, Steve tried to escape from the wrong side of the way. It's not good to have a tail while you are running away, but i decided to help that hottie anyway. He would be useful in the future.
- How are you doing, Burnside?
- (Gasping) Better than i thought. That fucking zombie bit me.
- Do you know what happens after that, right?
- Yes. I do. That's why i'm going to ask you a favor.
- I'm not going to shoot you. It's your lucky day!
Quickly, i took out one of the syringes i found before in one of the labs and injected Steve. After that, i wanted to see the zombie's face, and i flipped the corpse up.
Poof. I couldn't see the corpse's face. A drunk Jackie Winter tried to sleep using me as a mattress and fell over me, breaking my channelled concentration and waking me up from that induced mental videogame.
- Sorry, A. C. Did i hurt you?
- Nope. No worries!
- Do you want to play anything?
- Oh. Sure.
At the end of the day, i wasn't able to end my G-Virus infected adventure, but i played Resident Evil Code Veronica to cool down my anger. And i got my payback for the frustrated dream, crushing Jackie Winter in Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Thank you, Lord. I got my payback, and i will sleep better tonight!
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